Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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