Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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