We're facebook friends in real life
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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