Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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