there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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