Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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