The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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