hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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