if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
