You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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