I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
