Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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