Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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