I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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