How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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