My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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