Me too!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
