google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
operation have a gay friend backfired
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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