i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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