I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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