have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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