he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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