My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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