he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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