He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
ttyl tear gas
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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