Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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