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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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