We won't sleep together?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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