he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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