My first STD was from a foam party
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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