Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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