She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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