Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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