Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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