i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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