It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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