Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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