hotel room ftw
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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