Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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