lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
