Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
