I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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