The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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