Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Still dying that you shit outside
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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