oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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