This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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