Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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