What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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