Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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