I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
That accounts for only three of the penises
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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