Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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