Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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