belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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