I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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