i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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