That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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